Smarter than your average Joe Biden.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:58:27 -0400

LNJF monologue, 5/21/13 You’d have to be an idiot to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:07:06 -0400

LNJF monologue, 5/21/13

You’d have to be an idiot to believe that lie.

truebluemeandyou: truebluemeandyou: DIY Plush Hobbes. Just saw...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:55:06 -0400

truebluemeandyou:

truebluemeandyou: DIY Plush Hobbes. Just saw an Etsy $65 crochet version on the Tumblr featured CRAFTS tag and actually like this one better.

DIY Hobbes from the Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strip. The creator of Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson, never licensed any of his characters for anything - so there are no mugs, no stuffed characters etc… This tutorial from Instructables here makes it really clear that there is lots of hand stitching, but Hobbes is made out of easy and inexpensive fleece.

30 Rock Easter Eggs → Dot Com as an intellectual Dot Com, a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:49:40 -0400

30 Rock Easter Eggs → Dot Com as an intellectual

Dot Com, a member of Tracy’s entourage, is constantly showing off his intelligence, only to be shut down by his peers.

The humor of these situations is derived from the trope of the stereotype flip, in which a character acts directly in contrast with the stereotype of their race, gender, nationality, religion, et cetera.

latenightjimmy: Even text messaging, I think, has changed...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:11:53 -0400

latenightjimmy:

Even text messaging, I think, has changed everything.

Aziz Ansari talks Dating & Technology

nprfreshair: Mel Brooks tells David Bianculli about the late...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:46:23 -0400

nprfreshair:

Mel Brooks tells David Bianculli about the late Madeline Kahn:

I’m in tears thinking about Madeline. And what an incredibly gifted gift from god, Madeline Kahn. The funniest and most talented comedienne I think, including people like Carol Burnett who are great, you know, and Gilda Radner who was magnificent, but nobody — listen to me, David Bianculli — nobody could approach the magnificence and wonder of Madeline Kahn. She was really a great gift to us all. … I saw art [in her], not just funny. But I saw a person who was gifted with art. She’s the only one who actually could have worked in opera as an opera singer, as a coloratura. She was that talented or I think she could have worked as a longshoreman in New Jersey. I don’t think there’s anything that Madeline Kahn couldn’t do.”

GIF of Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein (1974) via trixiedelight:

washingtonexaminer: “I’m offended by a government who convenes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:29:59 -0400

washingtonexaminer:

“I’m offended by a government who convenes a hearing to bully an American success story.” - Sen. Rand Paul defends Apple during Senate hearing

Reblogging this because I literally just ran into him walking in the Russell basement.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 06:10:58 -0400

captainkurk22: Pictures can speak a thousand words. This one...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:10:10 -0400

captainkurk22:

Pictures can speak a thousand words. This one happens to say that the Braves won.

notthecookiecutterlife: While most people I went to high school with are working on their second...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:54:23 -0400

notthecookiecutterlife:

While most people I went to high school with are working on their second kid (or marriage), I’m working on my second degree, and I couldn’t be happier.

I think about this exact thing a lot. Side note: Chelsie is a boss!!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:59:54 -0400

Poor Richard's News: Great. Now the Obama administration is leaking Israel's national security secrets too

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:25:19 -0400

Poor Richard's News: Great. Now the Obama administration is leaking Israel's national security secrets too:

poorrichardsnews:

The Obama administration reportedly apologized this weekend for leaking crucial Israeli defense secrets to the press earlier this month.

from the Blaze:

Now, the Obama administration has reportedly apologized to Israel for another leak of classified information to the media, one that…

"My view is this: that individuals should be able to pursue a relationship of love and respect, and..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:35:38 -0400

“My view is this: that individuals should be able to pursue a relationship of love and respect, and raise a family as they choose. I’d like the term ‘marriage’ to be between a man and woman. And that certainly doesn’t prevent two people of the same gender living in a loving relationship together having a domestic partnership, if you will. I see rights, such as hospital visitation rights and similar types of things, being provided to those individuals.”

- Mitt Romney (via students4romney)

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Thu, 16 May 2013 11:35:09 -0400

I really like what they have to say, but conservative memes and other graphics plain suck. Are all...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:28:00 -0400

I really like what they have to say, but conservative memes and other graphics plain suck. Are all graphic designers liberals? Does no one know how to use Adobe Photoshop?

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Wed, 15 May 2013 07:42:58 -0400

Poor Richard's News: UNREAL: Asked about White House changes to Benghazi talking points, Carney blames...Mitt Romney

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:19:29 -0400

Poor Richard's News: UNREAL: Asked about White House changes to Benghazi talking points, Carney blames...Mitt Romney:

poorrichardsnews:

I honestly can’t think of a sadder, more pathetic political buffoon than White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. This guy’s job is to stand before members of the press every day and lie through his teeth, even when the entire world knows he’s lying. His self-respect must be in the sewers…

Moving up, moving out, and the monkey’s coming with me....

Fri, 10 May 2013 09:45:43 -0400

Moving up, moving out, and the monkey’s coming with me. #sockmonkey

breakingnews: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:09:44 -0400

breakingnews:

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson retires

Reuters: Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson will retire at the end of the season after 27 years in charge at Old Trafford, the Premier League champions confirmed on Wednesday.

The 71-year-old, who won a 13th league title with the club this season, announced his decision via the club’s website after a morning of intense speculation.

Photo: Manchester United’s manager Ferguson celebrates after his team clinched the English Premier League soccer title with a win against Aston Villa at Old Trafford in Manchester (Phil Noble/Reuters)